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		<title>Mays Business: &#8220;Funny Man&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 21:53:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tim Washer</dc:creator>
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After seeing my humiliating failures in bold print on the pages of the press &#8212; bombing on stage at StandUp New York comedy club, I&#8217;ve decided I will never again grant this type of unfettered  access to any reporter from The Rolling Stone or my alumni magazine.
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<p>After seeing my humiliating failures in bold print on the pages of the press &#8212; bombing on stage at <a href="http://www.standupny.com/" target="_blank">StandUp New York</a> comedy club, I&#8217;ve decided I will never again grant this type of unfettered  access to any reporter from <em><a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/17390/119236" target="_blank">The Rolling Stone</a> </em>or my alumni magazine.</p>
<p>Chrystal Houston&#8217;s interview took me on a journey, mostly fun, back to the epiphany when I realized I had an obligation to get over my fear and pursue comedy, to the terrifying first <a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/" target="_blank">UCB</a> improv class at Solo Arts theater,  to the failures at the early attempts on stage and finally on to some fun.</p>
<p>Read the <a href="http://maysbusiness.tamu.edu/index.php/funny-man/" target="_blank">article here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Onion: Red Sox Announce Plans To Return Fenway To Original 1912 Conditions</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 20:56:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tim Washer</dc:creator>
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		<title>Reel Comedy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 12:34:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tim Washer</dc:creator>
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