Tim Washer. Keynote Speaker + Event Emcee


Event Emcee.  Comedy Writer.  Keynote Speaker.

Tim Washer spent 20 years at IBM, Cisco and Accenture mostly feigning interest on conference calls. Moonlighting as a comedy writer/actor on SNL, The Late Show and Last Week Tonight with John Oliver established him as a Subject Matter Expert in nonsense, and he applied humor to humanize some of the world’s most boring brands. He uses laughter to help corporations capture attention, show empathy, re-engage employees and make a persuasive case with B2B technology audiences on topics such as the Internet of Things and mainframe computers, where the comedy writes itself.

Tim has emceed the Oscar Short Film Awards featuring Melissa Leo and hosted events with Emmy-Winner Tony Hale (VEEP, Arrested Development). President George Bush and Nobel Peace Prize laureate Desmond Tutu.

Leveraging wit, satire and parody, Tim lampoons counterproductive behavior, like using the word “leveraging.”

Tim studied improv under Amy Poehler, comedy writing with The Colbert Report executive producer Tom Purcell, and has appeared on the Onion Sports Network, HBO, and a T-Mobile commercial with Catherine Zeta-Jones.  Tim has written and performed custom PowerPoint Comedy at corporate events for Deloitte, CDC, Microsoft, Cognizant, Google and The White House. His award-winning corporate work has been featured in The New York Times, WSJ, Ad Age, ADWEEK, and Fast Company. He’s presented at SXSW, Harvard Business School, and Forrester’s CMO Forum.  Tim holds an MBA from McCombs at UT Austin, where he majored in PowerPoint.